segunda-feira, outubro 02, 2006

 

Incontinência Marinha?


O que fazer em caso de descuido frequente no seu fato de mergulho… nós temos a solução… mais uma vez em estrangeiro (lamentamos – ou não - o facto do nosso tradutor de estrangeiro se encontrar internado por excesso de absorção de urina transdérmica).

Segundo um artigo de uma prestigiada publicação online
www.scubadiving.com - “It couldn't be helped. You felt the urge to pee during a dive, and so you did. Now you're afraid your wetsuit will stink. What should you do?

Give it a hot rinse. This is the most important part of regular stink prevention. Walk right past the rinse tank where other divers are busy dunking their suits in the filth rinsed off other gear, and go back to your room at the resort or home and rinse it in hot, fresh water. The easiest way to do this is to take your suit in the shower with you. Hot water is better than lukewarm water for breaking down salts from the ocean and from your body.

Hang it. After rinsing, hang your suit to dry on a wide wooden or plastic hanger, preferably one made for wetsuits. Use a wide hanger to keep the front and back of the suit apart so it can dry more quickly.

Soap it. Every once in a while give your suit a soapy bath. Scrub it well inside and out. Use a sponge on the slick neoprene and a soft-bristled brush on any nylon linings. Just about any kind of soap will work to kill the odor, but some are better than others. The best soaps for the job are commercially available "wetsuit shampoos" (check your local dive store) or a gentle baby shampoo. Next best are regular bath soaps and shampoos. Dish and laundry soaps are too harsh to use regularly on your wetsuit, but will do the job in a pinch. Never have your suit dry cleaned.

Deodorize it. If your suit still reeks, you might want to deodorize it. "Sink the Stink" (
www.flinet.com/gulfstream/sts.html) is an all-natural deodorizer made specifically for de-stinking wetsuits.

E, por favor, tentem apenas urinar nos vossos fatos… já viram o trabalhão que dá manter o fato apresentável ou pelo menos cheiroso… nunca se sabe quando vos vai aparecer uma “sereia” ou um “sereio” pela frente…
Saudações suínas
Miss Piggy

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