Magic Divers

• horizontal positions- one of both would be in a reversed (face up) position and usually there may be a permanent gentle flow of water droplets inhaled with each breath. Already difficult enough in normal SCUBA diving depending on the regulator used and its amount of water droplets in reversed swimming position - in a very active situation such as underwater sex one might easily forget the environment even more and choke on such water droplets.

• vertical positions - face to face - the equipment will be bothering both and in dog style position the SCUBA tank of the girl will be disturbing and make body contact and partner holding safely onto each other difficult or impossible

• SCUBA gear in general is cumbersome - making a close contact even more difficult and the danger of losing regulator when drifting apart or losing boyancy control when too excited too great

• Air consumption may be totally out of control - far much higher than normal during underwater sex - while busy with your unterwater love making ... one or both may run out of air and risk life and health in such an out of air situation. The safe distance you may swim for an emergency swimming ascent without any air is far less than in any normal relaxed and controlled SCUBA diving situation ever would be.

• while practicing underwater sex or sex in general - the awareness of your surrounding may be reduced to zero and make you forgetting all else around you - including all safety procedures and equipment observation as well as observation of your surrounding marine environment and possible underwater hazards occurring during your underwater SCUBA sex practice.

Como podem imaginar, os preliminares aqui deverão ser rapidos e eficazes, e incluem o despir do fato semi-seco de forma sexy (se conseguirem...) debaixo de agua, sempre ajudado pelo buddy, a colocação da garrafa em local seguro e cómodo (comodidade, hehehe...) e a observação do local em busca de caranguejos curiosos e afins...

No entanto, se ainda assim decidirem tentar, aqui ficam as condições que devem garantir (vão por mim, escolham o sexo tantrico subaquatico):

1. aguas claras
2. aguas limpas
3. aguas calmas e sem ondulação
4. aguas quentes (sem fato há o risco de hipotermia)
5. sem corrente
6. sem vida marinha perigosa - anémonas, aguas vivas, caravelas, ouriços (preferivel escolher zonas de areia se tiverem mesmo que experimentar)
7. profundidade máxima de 5 - 10 metros - assegurar que conseguem fazer subida de emergencia com segurança...
8. Colete BCD confortável
9. boia de sinalização insuflada para manter afastado os barcos e outros mergulhadores
10. buddy sem doenças sexualmente transmissiveis, uma vez que os preservativos têm um uso limitado dentro de água (dizem... )

Depois de tudo isto fica o conselho magicdivers: vão pelo sexo tantrico... é mais seguro... e esqueçam o Tibete, vão para o egipto que tem águas mais quentes...

ROONK